Corrupt - A - Wish

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I found this lil game and thought it might be fun.

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Welcome to the Corrupt-A-Wish foundation!

You make a wish- any wish- filled with all your hopes and dreams... and we screw it up!

For Example!

Person 1: "I wish I had new shoes."

Person 2: "granted, but they have holes in the soles. I wish I had a pet dragon."

Person 3: "Granted, now your furniture is always charred and you're dog seems to have gone missing... I wish I aged slower.."

So on and so forth... Get it? Got it? Good. I'll start us off ;]

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I wish I had a million dollars..

[CoyotePro]

granted, but your house is always getting robbed. I wish I had free food for the rest of my life xD

[Deleted]

Granted, however the food is always molded.

I wish I could fly

[Drazonic]

Granted, but you always fly into trees and hurt yourself
I wish I could finish Okami

[Deleted]

Granted but your final scores are really low.

I wish I lives in a mansion.

[Drazonic]

Granted! But you have to pay $10.000 usd every month because the government thinks that you're so rich and have that great mansion and its unfair for poor people.

I wish I could reply everything I owe

[Deleted]

Granted, but then you'll have more replies to make.

I wish I had my laptop already

[Drazonic]

Granted, but when they're delivering to your house it brakes and they refuse to pay for the damages done

I wish I could have my Wacom now instead of waiting 10-20 days more

[Deleted]

Granted but the pens missing.

I wish I could run away

[Drazonic]

Granted. But while you are you brake your legs.

I wish I could eat a good meal right now

[Deleted]

Granted, it is the most amazing meal ever; but you can not taste it.

I wish my legs weren't broken

[Drazonic]

Granted. But you walk into a wall and brake your arm.

I wish I could be more time Online